"Hey, Miss, do you play sports?"
"No. Focus on your work, please."
"Because I was just gonna say, you have big calves for such a small person."
Student A: Miss, I have a question. Is it true that people evolved from monkeys?
Me: Yes, but I need you to focus-
Student B: NO THEY DIDN'T. God created people.
Student: Miss Chen, I'm going to get a tattoo.
Me: G, please go sit down and work on your paragraph.
Student: Miss Chen, how about I'll get your name right here on my arm?
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Wow. They're incredibly amusing...but probably only if you're not the teacher.
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